I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Just high enough for therapy.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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