Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
im holly from the hills drunk
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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