we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
He? As in you personified your dick?
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
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