Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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