Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Randomize
