i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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