I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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