So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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