i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
as a side note pls kill me
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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