it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
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