they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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