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bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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