I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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