But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
You've changed since you got that strap on
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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