so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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