i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
my poor anus
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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