Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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