# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
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