I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I have aggressive nipples.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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