So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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