yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
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