don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
Randomize
