The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
i just stumbled downstairs, still drunk, to hug my dad and wish him a happy fathers day
but fathers day is next sunday
i realized that after i threw up on his bare feet
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
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