What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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