She's JV to your varsity
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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