I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
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