I want to make a zoo with you.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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