Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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