i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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