Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize