I'm texring you during a blow job. She thinks I'm looking shit up. Fml. Ftw.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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