Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
So many bounce houses so little time
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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