i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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