she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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