I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Randomize
