oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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