If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
You made out with two different species that night
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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