after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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