love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Dick very happy bro
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Randomize
