i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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