U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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