mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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