Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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