I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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