Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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