can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
The air taste purple.
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