I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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