Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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