I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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