she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
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