That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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