16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
Help. Why am I so naked?
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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