she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
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